rabioheab:

i used to think it was so cool to be still awake when the sun comes up now i just hang my head in shame and throw my laptop at the floor and whisper ‘not again’

greatwhiteprivilege:

it’s better to not name ur kids so u don’t get attached to them

j-hnnystorm:

Meryl Streep is going to accept her Oscar without being nominated

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*dramatically closes 2006 flip phone*

s0cksy:

a baby is born 15 minutes late holding starbucks

“it’s a white girl” the doctor says

hitler starts with h

homework also starts with h

just something to think about

iero:

do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then you just can’t stop because it feels so damn good

indicates:

do gifs keep moving after you scroll past them 

realrobertpattinson:

it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone